Ocho Cinco???

So i just got a phone call from my boy who was reading some NFL insider shizz and he told me that Chad Johnson aka Ocho Cinco has all but publicly said he wants out of Cincinnati this off season. I was then told that redskins insider has said not to be surprised if he ends up in DC next season.. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING we would finally have a receiver with size and also be a deep threat. I think that he would an amazing off-season addition to the skins and we could REALLY use a reciever with size... 'Cuz we all know we dont really have one. Sorry Brandon Lloyd but your career as a redskin was short lived and you never quite lived up to the hype... As my friend Russell puts it "he's just too pretty to go across the middle and take a big hit" 

Now that we would have receivers with size and speed Jason Campbell aka Black Jesus would be able to do what he does... and that is throw beautiful touchdowns.. And lets not lie, the skins could always use another personality in the locker room to compliment Clinton Portis and Captain Chaos Chris Cooley.. Another great off-season move would be to trade Chris Samuels...'cuz he BLOWS!!!! He makes the pro-bowl every year for some odd reason and its kind of like how Grant Hill used to make the All-star game after playing in like 2 games then doing what he does best and thats breaking his ankle.. Sorry Chris Samuels, but I hate you and you are THE MOST OVERRATED offensive linemen in the history of the NFL. That could be your claim to fame, 'cuz your skill definitely is not...

So Dan Snyder this is what you need to do, offer Chris Samuels for Ocho Cinco!!!! Take advantage of Samuels' being so over rated and lets get someone good for him!!! Ocho Cinco and his dances are more than welcome in the D.M.V

Rain Drops in the Desert

The Arizona Wildcats had another impressive victory today against the University of Washington Huskies and "made it rain" in the desert town known as Tucson a.k.a the "dirty dirty". After a pretty back and forth first half the Wildcats pulled away in the second half and ended up winning the game 84-69.

Jerryd Bayless did what he always does, and thats dominate offensively and shut down his man on the other end of the floor, and ended the game with 26 points. Chase Budinger also had a great game and ended up with 25 points. And once again "J-Skrilla" aka Jordan Hill dominated the glass and the paint, blocking anything within a 5 foot radius of the hoop, he ended the game with 16 points, 11 rebounds, and 5 blocks. Nic Wise and Jawaan McClellan helped out and made it rain from the 3 point line to help beat the Huskies. 

Its nice to finally see us making 3 pointers!!!! and when we make them, we cant be beat. Watching todays game was quite entertaining because the second half consisted of us shitting all over the huskies and watching Lorenzo Romar's facial expressions throughout the process was PRICELESS. The announcers throughout the game commented on the louder and more energetic U of A crowd, which is always nice to hear, props go out to the "Zona Zoo." 

Dan Snyder You Retarded Retard

Why the Fuck did you fire Gregg Williams and Al Saunders? So we could have another year of offensive and defensive insecurity while trying to learn a NEW SYSTEM?!?!? Have you ever heard of the saying "if it aint broke don't fix it" you ass clown. Jason Campbell was just learning Al Saunders 180 page playbook and we had Todd Collins to come save us when black jesus aka Jason Campbell went down for the season but now what do we have, NOTHING. Our players liked them, our fans loved them, and then you came along with your life partner Vinny Cerrato and F'd everything up!!! You daggered the D.M.V and now were all sitting here wondering what could possibly be next. 

I would not be surprised if Clinton Portis doesn't take the pay cut he was talking about and goes to another team, where he would have to do what he's gonna have to do here and that is LEARN A NEW OFFENSE. Why would you ruin such a good thing. We had the two-headed monster in place and we were ready to spray paint our names all over the NFC east next season!!! As a fan, I hope you and whoever you hire prove me wrong....Hail to the Redskins!!

For the record...

I would just like to make this clear.... Devin Sullivan is the WORST wii bowler ever.. as a wii veteran myself I can tell you that alcohol often improves ones ability to "do what you do" on the wii, but for this "light weight" it rattled him and his game. And for the record the daily doughja was wrong with his "friday special" he lost to both Moulton and Pumar, and lost bad. 

The Daily Doughjo

So we had a rough debut. You stick with you home squads and don't use any discretion when gambling, and you're gonna get burned. Glad that we have all learned our lesson. After a one day hiatus to cope with the Caps and Wizards losses, the Daily Doughjo is back with the three best ways to fatten your wallet on this beautiful Friday.

Phoenix Suns (-1) at Cleveland Cavs

The Suns have won the last three meetings between these two squads. The Suns players went out in Cleveland last night to find a fun place to get wasted, so they should be well-rested. And the West is just better.

Portland TrailBlazers (-2) vs. Houston Rockets

The Blazers have been playing some of the best ball in the league over the last month, and are 18-6 ATS in its last 24 at home--only giving 2 at home shows that they are an undervalued team.

Washington Wizards (-8) vs. Memphis Grizzlies

The Wiz are going to come back strong after what Caron "Tough Juice" Butler called a "major league butt-whooping". This team has a lot of pride and they will take out their frustrations on the lowly Memphis Grizzlies. Those Spaniards will be running out of the phone booth like they are in the streets of Pamplona in July.

Homer Picks (0-2) Regular Picks (1-0)

******Special Friday Bonus Pick************

Sullivan (+800) v. Moulton/Pumar--Wii Bowling

He's just gonna knock over more pins. Period.

The U of A-Yo!!!

Last night the Arizona Wildcats (my alma matter) upset Number 6 Washington State aka "Wazzou", due in large parts to the performance of our STUD point guard Jerryd Bayless, who had 23 points, 6 assists, 2 steals, and locked down Wazzou's senior point guard (and leader) Derrick Low, who didn't score until 2:38 remained in the game. I mean, we are known as "Point Guard U" for a reason here people...Chase Buddinger also did his part, turning in 22 points and "made it rain" with 4 monster 3 pointers. "J-Skrilla" aka Jordan Hill played a ridiculous game on the defensive end of the floor and finished the game with 6 blocks and 10 boards to go along with his 4 points...he's nasty... at one point he swatted Kyle Weaver's shot into the seats...."ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!? " (imagine Dick Vitale saying it) Which then sparked a 10-2 run by the 'cats midway through the second half to put the game out of reach for those apple eaters/coffee drinkers from Pullman, Washington. 

The Wildcats handed Wazzou only their second loss of the year and re-established that they are the shiizzzzznit. This is the second time this season that the Wildcats knocked-off a top-10 team, after beating broke-back Texas A&M earlier this year (Should be the third but we somehow blew the Kansas game, I wont get into that one though). The "run and gun" wildcats played like they always do, attempting 21 3 pointers, but this time, we actually made more than we missed!!! hitting 12-21 a decent 57%.  Lil' Nic Wise even helped out with 3 3-pointers to help the cats pull off this much needed win. Another major reason for the win was the 87% free throw percentage the cats had, going 20-23 from the stripe. The game was close throughout the first half, but in the second half the wildcats blew the game open. After the game, Washington State's head coach said "We were still in the game at halftime, but the floodgates opened."

After the game J-Skrilla told reporters the crowd was the difference maker, which is not surprising, as a former member of the wildcat nation aka "Zona Zoo" let me tell you, shit gets rowdy!!! What do you expect when thousands of students show up on a "thirsty" thursday night (arguably Arizona's best party night, other than Mon, Tues, Wed, Fri, Sat, and Sun) hammered drunk!!! The crowd of nearly 15,000 packed the McKale Center and were waving towels that were handed out before the game. I got a lot of texts from friends who were there, and they said shit was getting rowdy. I guess good things happen when you sneak in flasks and mini-bottles and pour some "deliciousness" into that Soda or Gatorade that mom and dad bought (thanks to your CatCard)... 

Hopefully this win will help the 'cats get their shit together and "spray paint their names" all over the Pac-10 this season. We have another big game coming up tomorrow (saturday) against Washington and hopefully we will send those huskies back to the rainy northwest with their tails between their legs. 

PLEASE Arizona, don't blow it.... Keep it up, I have faith in you guys, don't make me enter a stage of depression... PLEASE 

Super Bowl

On feb. 3rd the New York Football Giants will go up against arguably the best football team that I have ever laid eyes on (I'm only 22). And I am pretty sure that they will lose, but I think that they will cover that 13.5 point spread that vegas has predicted. If you look back, the Patriots have not covered in 7 of their last 8 games. I think that the Patriots are a lot better than the G-men but they have not played a really good game in a while, but they still are the Patriots, and you gotta give them credit. 18-0 is pretty insane. 

The reason I think the Giants will cover is becasue the G-men are playing really good football right now, and at the helm of it all is Eli (the retarded Manning brother) who has not thrown an interception or had a fumble in all 3 post-season games. Which is mind boggling, because fumbling may be Eli's middle name... but anyways their D is solid and I think Brandon Jacobs is a work horse. But in the end, the Patriots and their "spygate" tendencies will be just too much for lil Eli and big old Brandon Jacobs. The patriots offense will keep the Giant D out on the field for way too long and tire them out with little 5-7 yard passes underneath to Wes Welker and when the Giants start to creep up, RANDY MOSS will superman those hoes!! I think that the Giants will lose by 10-13 points but in the end they will cover and if the game was played with a spread they would be NFL Champions, but its not and for that reason The Cheating Patriots will go 19-0* and be Super Bowl Champions... and to quote Weezy F. baby  they will be "poppin' bottles (of Sam Adams) like they won a championship game"