Big game tomorrow

And sadly enough, its a hockey game. The capitals are 2 points back of the Carolina Hurricanes and they face each other tomorrow at the phone booth. And oddly enough you get 2 points for every win in the NHL, so the script has been set, for an epic game. If all goes well, and with a little help from some other teams, they can be a 3 seed in the playoffs, or maybe an 8th seed, or if all does not go as we all hope, they could be out of the playoffs. So I hope Huet, and Ovechkin got their swag right tomorrow night cuz the caps season really does come down to this game. C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS.

Oh and if your lucky enough to be going to this game, wear red!!!! The caps want a "red out"

The Undefeated Washington Nationals

Opening day has finally arrived. This one is a little more special because this year they are also opening the new stadium for the Nats. According to everyone I have seen and heard the stadium is ill. And the team looks good. Well at least tonight they did. The pitching was solid and the bats were decently hot (especially in the 9th). 

The night started out with "W" coming out to throw the 1st pitch. He threw a high heater hahaha. He was welcomed by a mix of boo's and clapping, but what do you expect. They should have gotten Barack to come out and do it, he would have thrown a dirty slider. 

Anyways the Nats ended up winning the game in the bottom of the 9th, thanks to a Ryan Zimmerman walk-off HR. 

The nats could not have asked for a better way to open a new season and a new ball park. On national TV none the less. 

Would you like some curry with that?

DAVIDSON?!!!??!?!?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!? They are legit!!!! Last night the 10th seeded Davidson Wildcats upset the 3rd seeded Wisconsin Badgers, and they did so quite decisively. A lot of it thanks to MY MAN Stephen Curry, he's so nice. So money!!!! He doesn't miss. Those tall white cracka's from wisconsin didn't know what hit them. He made it rain on them badgers. And then when they took him out the rest of his team stepped it up. 

The davidson team reminds me the old princeton teams. They were not flashy, no big names (once bill bradely left), they just all played well together and made it happen. And that is what needs to be done. The wildcats are riding a 25 game winning streak, but unfortunately for them they face Kansas. NOT EASY

The Brokeback Mountaineers... I mean Mountainqueers

So West Virginia blew it. And the worst part about it was that the game wasn't even in HD, but what do you expect when the ONLY people who cared about that game was the state of West Virginia, and we all know they have no idea what HD means. For the HD stands for Hot Daughter or some inbred shit. 

Brandon Jennings

I love him already. Lat night at the McDonalds all-american game he was sportin' the old house party haircut, the high top. I will get a pic up for you guys. And he has some "swag" saying before the game he was out to break the assist record which was 12, i know he had 5 in the first 5 minutes but then I turned to South Park... 

I think another reason why I love him is 'cuz he has a lil DeShawn Stevenson in him, check out his tat... it says "young money" across his back... BALLIN' 

Another great thing we all learned today is that Kevin O'neil is returning next season according to espn.com and according to Jennings Jerryd Bayless called him and told him he will be back too!!! Now all we need is for chase and J-Skrilla to stay and we will have a DYNASTY

Back by popular demand

Okay, so now that U of A is out of the tourney and the wiz are playing horribly. I have nothing to talk about, except for the 1 good thing the DMV has going for it, and that (sadly enough) is hockey. Well not hockey, but Alex Ovechkin, he is pretty nutty. He managed to score his 61st goal last night and set the Capitals record for most goals in a season. I don't know that much about hockey and I have no clue when the season ends but, to break it with still some time left in the season is pretty insane. He is a MACHINE, a scoring machine!!! He was recently spotted at a wizards game with a hot chicky babe, so I guess you can say that the man has it all, the women, the money, the fame, the whole nine yards...

And for the record, I am learning a lot about hockey. Last night I managed to see that the other team was offsides, and a second later the whistle blew. Offsides. I'm mooonaaaay 

Anyways til I find something else to write about that will be all for now. Big Ups to Alex Ovechkin thats dirty eastern european...He's too good at hockey

I'm going to "the dance"

So.... I just found out that tomorrow I will be attending the 1st round of the NCAA tournament at the Verizon Center. I'm sooo excited!!! this is the first time I will ever attend a NCAA tourney and I get to watch my Wildcats beat up on some Mountaineers, from inbred West Virginia. I am going to all 4 games and it's gonna be an awesome day of basketball, I'm literally going to be there from 10am to 12 midnight... It's going to be real solid!!! I'll keep you all updated on how it goes. Look for me I'll be in the 400 section...haha

U of A got invited to "The Dance"

First of all, Fuck ASU! HAHAHAHAHA I'm so happy they are not in the tourney. They suck. Yeah, so what that they beat us twice this season, it was a fluke. We'll see you next year and we will show you mo fo's whats up. Anyways back to the story at hand, Arizona balling it up in March Madness!!!! Best part about the whole thing, THEY ARE PLAYING IN DC!!!!! I get to go watch, and I WILL be there. I can't wait to see the look on all those inbred West Virginia fans when we pull off the "upset" and knock them out. Then on saturday we will play Duke, and CRUSH. They suck.... F Duke. Arizona is going to spray paint their names all over the Verizon Center and the NCAA Tournament. And I can't wait to see it, first hand. 

And to all you haters, especially those whose schools didnt make it in.... F YOU

My lil brother THROWING IT DOWN

This was one of the final dunks on the Pumar family hoop.... Nani puts it down with authority!!! I toss him up a nice alley oop off the back board...peep this shizzz

I heart DeShawn

And I mean that...No homo. I had the pleasure of going to the wiz vs cavs game tonight and I honestly have to say it was the BEST NBA experience I have had. I was sitting 5 rows from the floor and chatted it up (well yelled...) at every player out there... 

All my negativity was aimed at LeBron "queen" James. It started after his first miss I yelled "you have 56 million reasons not to miss a jumper" then the next time down I yelled "your soft stop bitching" and he stared at me, we locked eyes, and gave me the death stare.... I was a lil scared. Then I started yelling at Damon Jones telling him "his haircut game is Fucked up"

All my positive comments went to DeShawn and the rest of the wiz. When Nick Young checked in I yelled "updated your v-log" and he cracked up. Then during half time DeShawn was warming up right in front of me and I yelled at him "I wanna see some McDonalds high school dunk champ hops" and he turned around and started cracking up too... I think were boys now....? I'm pretty sure about that. 

The main reason I love Deshawn is he's so hard.. says the truth. straight up. 

After the game they asked him about LeBron and how they were trash talking back and forth all game and he answers "he's over rated....and you can say that I said that" I'm glad he said it. Nobody has the balls to admit it cuz the entire NBA sweats LeBron the "queen" so much. I've said it a million times, he is good, but he gets EVERY call and then has the balls to cry about the calls he doesn't get!!!! I FUCKING HATE HIM

But I love DeShawn, Nick Young, and the rest of the Wiz Kids. 

Oh and by the way... DeShawn was names on ESPN tonight as a "hoop hero" for his performance tonight. 

LeBron has no jumper... He missed a lot and threw up an ugly ass attempt (won't even call it a shot) at the buzzer.

And look out for a Nick/Dom v-log update.... thanks to yours truly. HAHAHA

Fuck Clemson... Especially Tommy Bowden

Ok, so we all know the story about Ray Ray McElrathbey, a clemson football player who has taken custody of his younger brother and is now a full-time student, student athlete, brother, now a "father" and still has a job to help get extra income. He was forced to take custody of his younger brother after his parents failed to take care of the youngster. His dad is a drunk gambler and his mom is a drug addict. Now to make things worse Tommy Bowden has pulled his scholarship!!!! Do you have no soul??? I mean I know that his is a USC-biased blog, but still this is mind boggling... how can clemson be so douschey?!?!?!? What the hell were they thinking?? This was the feel good story before every "bowden bowl" and it should of been, what he was doing was amazing. But Bowden pulled his scholarship after he went out and recruited too many RB's!!!!! Oh but to make things better Bowden said that he could come back as a graduate assistant to the team, to help him pay for grad school that he plans on attending.....WOW WHAT A SCUMMY PIECE OF SHIT. I used to dislike clemson because my boy went to USC, now I hate them 'cuz they are fucking D bags!!!

Andrew Bogut

Uhhh Andrew Bogut, I think you have something in your eye..... oh wait its Nick Young's ball sack!!!! 

I had the privilege of attending tonights Wizards vs. Bucks game, and got to see the wizards finally win. But most importantly I witnessed Nick Young score his career high 22 points. 4 of them coming off of some NASTY ass dunks. 1 of which was in Andrew Bogut's face!!! Hes a 7 ft. former #1 pick, and nick young put him on a fat head!!!! I LIKE IT!!!!

Gil Update

Gilbert Arenas has been cleared to practice!!!! Its a small step in his return to the floor but its a step. There is no time table for his return but he needs to get his legs back. I hope all goes well and we hit no more bumps on his road back to full recovery from a serious surgery. 

Skins Offseason

The offseason this season was just that...OFF. We didn't sign anyone (other than Todd Collins). The patriots have re-signed Randy Moss to a 3 yr deal for 27 million dollars. And the bears re-signed Lance Briggs...DAGGER

I guess our only option now is to trade for ocho cinco... I know I am repeating myself but we got to trade Chris Samuels (who is ridiculously over-rated and has high value) to the bengals who need a tackle!!!!

PLEASE DAN SNYDER trade that fucker... he sucks, he's over rated, and he looks like a human ninja turtle.

What the skins need to do is sign Kimbo Slice, I watched a youtube video i think it was called "man takes kimbo slice tackle for $100" if you get a chance watch that video and you will agree with me... WE NEED KIMBO SLICE...no one would dare to run or pass against us we should invent a new position for him the "rover" or the "killer" and let him sit in the middle of the field and KILL anyone who gets the ball. I bet runners and receivers would be tip-towing like Eddie George used to do against Ray Lewis (before he killed someone in the back of a limo).