Ocho Cinco???

So i just got a phone call from my boy who was reading some NFL insider shizz and he told me that Chad Johnson aka Ocho Cinco has all but publicly said he wants out of Cincinnati this off season. I was then told that redskins insider has said not to be surprised if he ends up in DC next season.. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING we would finally have a receiver with size and also be a deep threat. I think that he would an amazing off-season addition to the skins and we could REALLY use a reciever with size... 'Cuz we all know we dont really have one. Sorry Brandon Lloyd but your career as a redskin was short lived and you never quite lived up to the hype... As my friend Russell puts it "he's just too pretty to go across the middle and take a big hit" 

Now that we would have receivers with size and speed Jason Campbell aka Black Jesus would be able to do what he does... and that is throw beautiful touchdowns.. And lets not lie, the skins could always use another personality in the locker room to compliment Clinton Portis and Captain Chaos Chris Cooley.. Another great off-season move would be to trade Chris Samuels...'cuz he BLOWS!!!! He makes the pro-bowl every year for some odd reason and its kind of like how Grant Hill used to make the All-star game after playing in like 2 games then doing what he does best and thats breaking his ankle.. Sorry Chris Samuels, but I hate you and you are THE MOST OVERRATED offensive linemen in the history of the NFL. That could be your claim to fame, 'cuz your skill definitely is not...

So Dan Snyder this is what you need to do, offer Chris Samuels for Ocho Cinco!!!! Take advantage of Samuels' being so over rated and lets get someone good for him!!! Ocho Cinco and his dances are more than welcome in the D.M.V