Tuesday, February 12, 2008

GAYvis Vasquez


I would like to apologize in advance.... I just really hate Greivis Vasquez...


Greivis Vasquez is sooooo brokeback!!!!!!! Sweet Flavor Saver BRA' ....who the hell do you think you are?? And why does it always look like you have blush on your face?!?!?! please explain...

And whats with the hair?? Did you just get a new haircut??? Did all your boys just get the same haircut??? Are you going to grind on every piece of puss that walks through that door...or I mean Ass.. 'cuz your brokeback...

You suck at basketball.. and you ruin chances your team has to beat Duke, etc. etc. 

Anyways for all you terp fans if you wanna chill with this Ass-clown you can find him at the noodles and company in College Park (i hear he is there ALL the time), flirting with dudes and drinking a skim latte.

P.S. my boy has just agreed with me about how we once liked to see UMD do well, but the fans and current players have turned us away from the "terp nation." 

Oh and the yellow is soooo brokeback!!!! Your not the skins stop trying to steal their mojo... your the Fucking University of Maryland TERRAPINS... a brokeback turtle that goes by "testuto"... sounds like the name of an Italian barista that works at starbucks a.k.a Brokeback!!!!

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