When we got to the bar, shit only got worse.... Hookah, Booze, and more booze... We were taking shots of patron (chilled of course) and drinking bottles of Bud Lite and pounding Mind erasers... 183 dollar later we were hammered!!!! We then left the bar/lounge and I thought it would be a great idea to go to a strip club... NEVER A GOOD IDEA..
When we got to this strip club I thought it would be a good idea to get a bottle of bubbly (not a good idea) to compliment the sliders, fries, and wings the other guys ordered...oh and more shots of patron... I then fell in love with a stripper who did not know english and was from Venezuela... she was a 10... anywho I then started getting lap dances from her and to sum it up I was told by the bouncer to stop touching 'cuz I wasn't allowed to touch her... any how the bouncer came over, told me to quit it then turned his back, literally the moment he turned his back I proceeded to "motor boat" this stripper... the bouncer must have had eyes in the back of his head, cuz he somehow saw this and told me I HAD TO STOP or I would be escorted out (probably would have been for the best, at this point) I then went ahead and got more shots of tequila and more lap dances from my latin lover..hahahahah
Anyhow moral of the story NEVER DO THIS... I'm now 600 dollars poorer but hey..... What can you do????
correct answer would be get a JOB!!!!
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Lebron deserved the MVP, he hit the game winning shot. He is and deserves to be the golden child of the NBA because he is a marketing machine and wins on a team that im pretty sure you could start over half the players. Beside that he has a casino in his house and he doesnt make terrible decisions ala Packman "all i do is make it rain" Jones. Just a quick question to end, but if your starting a franchise whose your first pick?? If your answer isnt Lebron then i dont think you should be writing a blog about sports.
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