2. He bitches about EVERY call, regardless of the outcome or even if he is not involved
3. He gets every call (at least 4 tonight against the wizards) and when he is on D they NEVER call a foul
4. He cries
5. He always beats the wizards
6. He gets a steal right before the trade deadline and picks up solid players and when asked about it, he bitches and says "thats not what I wanted, you know what I wanted" (referring to Mike Bibby or Jason Kidd)
7. He is from Ohio, so he's a Honky
8. He's better at basketball than I am
9. He is a spoiled bitch
10. His closet is larger (square footage wise) than the average house in the state of Ohio.
11. He illegally got a Hummer in High School
12. He sucks in the NBA finals, averaging 6 turnovers a game, and like 19 points
13. He doesn't allow others to be in the spotlight (when his teammate won MVP of the Rookie/Sophomore game, he ran over mid-interview and interrupted)
14. He may be gay
15. He always beats the Wiz Kids
16. The NBA, refs, David Stern, and announcers SWEAT his nut sack...
But as much as I hate to say it.... I love "The Lebrons" thats commercial is hilarious
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